فرهنگ اصطلاحات فارسي به انگليسي

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My father came out, and I will take out your father

پدرم در آمد و پدر تورا هم در ميارم

May they take away your 'dead washer' مرده شورتو ببرن

Ghosts of your stomach ارواح شکمت

Don't put a hat on my head سرم کلاه نگذار

Why are you selling me wet wood?? چراهيزم تر بمن مي فروشي?

Light up my homework تکليفم رو روشن کن

His donkey passed the bridge. خرش از پل گذشت

Cut tail دم بريده

What kind of dirt shall I put on my head? چه خاکي بر سرم بکنم?

His head is playing with his tail سرش با دمش .. بازي مي کنه

Pull your carpet out of the water گليمتو از آب بکش

Happiness has hit you under your stomach خوشي زده زير دلش

Punch you so hard that electricity will come out of your eyes

چنان بزنم که برق از چشمت بپره

Snake Venom زهر مار

Disease مرض

Pain without a cure درد بي درمون

He thinks he has fallen out of an elephant's nose?

فکر مي کنه از دماغ فيل افتاده?

Dog's mustache سگ سبيل

I'll take out your eyes چشتو در ميارم

Your step on my eye قدمت روي چشمم

May I be sacrificed for you قربونت برم

You have seen camel; you haven't seen. شتر ديدي نديدي.

Don't drop worms کرم نريز

He does long tongue زبون درازي مي کنه

Donkey into donkey خرتوخره

They are like an elephant and a tea cup مثل فيل و فنجون مي مونن

Don't put watermelon under my arms هندونه زير بغلم نده

I'll make you one with the wall با ديوار يکيت مي کنم

I wanted to see who my nosey person is? ميخواست ببنم فضولم کيه?

Don't look at me left left بهم چپ چپ نگاه نکن

Took the water from my face آبروم رو برد

Painted us black مارو رو سياه کرد

The door to the pot is open, where is the integrity of the cat? در ديزي بازه حياي گربه کجا رفته?

You can't ride a camel bending, bending شتر سواري دلا دلا نمي شه

The blind read کور خونده

The dog was hitting, the cat was dancing سگ ميزدگربه مي رقصيد

You brought my life up to my lip جونم و بلبم رسوندي

My soul reached my lips جونم بلبم رسيد

Inside head eater توسري خور

It's hit my head زده به سرم

Blind cat 'گربه کوره

My head whistled سرم سوت کشيد

My job is done. کارم تمومه.

Burnt father پدر سوخته

His mouth still smells like milk هنوز دهنش بوي شير ميده

I haven't said anything to her and she has grown a tongue هيچه بهش نگفتم، زبون در آورده

I hope your eyes go blind چشمت کور

I grabbed it out of his belly. از دلش در آوردم.

One is too little, two is sad, the third is sure. يکي کمه دوتا غمه سومي خاطر جمعه.

It was hitting and banging بزن بکوب بود

May your hand not hurt. دستت دردنکنه.

May your head not hurt. سرت درد نکنه.

Don't be tired خسته نباشي

I hope your mind goes up فهمت بره بالا

Choke خفه شو

Killed the cat by the honeymoon suite گربه رو دم حجله کشت

Not coming not coming, when coming, two two coming نمياد نمياد وقتي مياد دوتا دوتا مياد

No daddy نه بابــــــا

Go daddy برو بابــــــــْآ

Let's hit and go بزن بريم

One pot tells the other pot your face is black? ديگ به ديگ ميگه روت سياه?

Make him a donkey خرش کن

Come short کوتاه بيا

Money is not the bear's grass پول علف خرس نيست

A hundred years to these years سد سال به اين سال ها

Your warm breath دمت گرم

Her stomach is happy. دلش خوشه.

My stomach is tight. دلم تنگه.

Wide ass کون گشاد

My stomach burned for her دلم براش سوخت

Stomach to stomach has a path دل به دل راه داره

Big bear خرس گنده

Stomach is not in his stomach دل تو دلش نيست

It doesn't have math or books حساب کتاب نداره

I'll eat your liver جيگرتو بخورم

Sink your teeth into liver a little bit يک کمي دندو رو جيگر بذار

It's raining dogs here اينجا سگ سارونه

One gear يک دنده

His pocket is wide as mullah's ass جيبش مثل کون ملاگشاده

Dirt on your head خاک برسرت

My stomach is making salt دلم شور مي زنه

I died from laughter. از خنده مردم.

It is from my God از خدامه

He was stuck between the earth and the sky. مونده بود بين زمين و آسمون.

From each of her fingers a talent rains از هر انگشتش هنر ميباره

Make your hat the judge کلاهتو قاضي کن

I won't even give you a non-curing disease درد بي درمون هم بهت نميدم

A flower has no front or back گل پشت رو نداره

Without dad and mom بي پدر مادر

He put a finishing stone سنگ تمام گذاشت

His health is a ball حالش توپه

I know him like the palm of my hand. مثل کفت دستم مي شناسمش.

Have I smelled the palm of my hand?? مگه کف دستموبو کردم??

She hits one handed يک دستي مي زنه

Without back of work پشتکارنداره

Donkey head کله خر

Wind hitter. باد بزن.

Water puller. آب کش.

Hat lifter کلاه بردار

You are the darling of my stomach. عزيز دلمي.

She is very heavy and colourful خيلي سنگين رنگينه

Don't make yourself spoiled خودتو لوس نکن

Drink of life نوش جان

Unknowledgeable in salt نمک نشناس

Without salt بي نمک

With salt با نمک

Without steam بي بخار

Don't be narrow and orange نازک نارنجي نباش

You ate my head سرمو خوردي

Again the same soup and the same bowl بازهم همان آش و همان کاسه

Your eyes see beautiful چشمتون قشنگ مي بينه

May your eyes be bright چشمتون روشن

He took her tear out اشکشو در آوردي

Her colour has jumped away رنگش پريده

The patient stone. سنگ صبور.

Your place is very empty جات خيلي خاليه

One hand has no voice. يک دست سدا نداره.

I want the donkey and the dates. هم خرو ميخواد هم خرمارو.

My new sleeve, eat rice آستين نو بخور پلو

Her friendship is like the friendship of Auntie Bear دوستيش مثل دوستي خاله خرسه اس

She still has two and a half swallows left هنوز دوقورت و نيمش باقيه

Don't see how tiny the pepper is, break it and see how sharp it is فلفل نبين چه ريشه بشکن ببين چه تيزه

One crow, forty crows يک کلاغ چهل کلاغ

Hear and don't believe بشنو و باور نکن

Leave it alone, it's not male male, or female female ولش کن نه نر نره نه ماده ماده

If you're a crow, then I'm a baby crow اگه تو کلاغي من بچه کلاغم

The onion has been hanging out with the fruit پياز هم خودشو قاطي ميوه ها کرده

Which instrument of yours should I dance to?? با کدوم سازت برقصم??

May God never subtract you from brotherhood خدا از برادري کمت نکنه

My stomach became a kabob دلم کباب شد

Die for someone who will have a fever for you براي کسي بمير که برات بميره

Fartnose گوز دماغ

Ouch life/soul آخ جوووون

My veins and roots came out رگ و ريشه ام در اومد

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مشکل بسيار بزرگي ايرانيان خارج نشين در گفتگو با مردم انگليسي زبان بيان اصطلاحاتِ رايج در زبان فارسي بوده که نميشد به زبان انگليسي ترجمه کرد، اما اکنون اين مشکل هم الحمدالله برطرف شد